If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.