Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"