I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?