He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.