I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
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