so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.