so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.