If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow