Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in