of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.