I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm currently drunk proofing my room