I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.