You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"