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o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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