Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.