Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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