You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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