What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be