I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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