Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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