I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding