this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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