I have surprise drugs for everyone
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no