Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?