So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
How does it feel to date your dad?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm both gender and math confused
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize