So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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