For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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