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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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