I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.