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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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