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I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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