I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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