I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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