Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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