Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I hate ducks.
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.