Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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