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I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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