Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.