I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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