She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.