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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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