Last Night in South Carolina (864)

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  Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.

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  If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.

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  I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in

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  Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am

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  How bad is the voicemail?

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  You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.

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  So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me

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  Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.

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  I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.

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  We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.

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  He looks like he'd be great Lego character.

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  I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek

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  I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?

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  Smooth sack

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  Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June

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  She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.

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