Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (864)

Last Night in South Carolina (864)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY http://tfl.nu/d7k6

Replies (20) Good night (6397) Bad night (864)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on http://tfl.nu/cdph

Replies (14) Good night (3613) Bad night (847)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume. http://tfl.nu/gbul

Replies (53) Good night (1511) Bad night (5819)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes http://tfl.nu/t8i7

Replies (9) Good night (1879) Bad night (4189)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night http://tfl.nu/m2bf

Replies (13) Good night (10115) Bad night (919)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint. http://tfl.nu/at98

Replies (14) Good night (4333) Bad night (868)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.

(1-864): View more from South Carolina

You should get more absorbent shoes.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe. (1-864): You should get more absorbent shoes. http://tfl.nu/rrfm

Replies (13) Good night (3327) Bad night (810)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life" http://tfl.nu/u5wp

Replies (175) Good night (53060) Bad night (6360)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie. http://tfl.nu/k7pt

Replies (10) Good night (1574) Bad night (5063)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own http://tfl.nu/koat

Replies (13) Good night (770) Bad night (4093)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking http://tfl.nu/q6i0

Replies (17) Good night (4143) Bad night (1885)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured? http://tfl.nu/thxs

Replies (8) Good night (4099) Bad night (1357)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger http://tfl.nu/bdgv

Replies (10) Good night (3001) Bad night (875)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself http://tfl.nu/j8cd

Replies (66) Good night (6915) Bad night (1317)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game http://tfl.nu/6o4z

Replies (36) Good night (7364) Bad night (714)

Last Night in South Carolina (864)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: