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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.

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(864): I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me. http://tfl.nu/y5s2

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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"

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as in "white"?

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(864): If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry" (1-864): as in "white"? http://tfl.nu/140y

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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY

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(864): she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY http://tfl.nu/d7k6

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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on

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(864): I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on http://tfl.nu/cdph

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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.

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(864): Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume. http://tfl.nu/gbul

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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

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(864): her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes http://tfl.nu/t8i7

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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night

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(864): you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night http://tfl.nu/m2bf

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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.

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(864): Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint. http://tfl.nu/at98

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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.

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You should get more absorbent shoes.

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(864): I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe. (1-864): You should get more absorbent shoes. http://tfl.nu/rrfm

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So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

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(864): So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life" http://tfl.nu/u5wp

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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.

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(864): Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie. http://tfl.nu/k7pt

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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own

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(864): i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own http://tfl.nu/koat

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i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking

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(864): i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking http://tfl.nu/q6i0

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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?

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(864): Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured? http://tfl.nu/thxs

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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

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(864): I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger http://tfl.nu/bdgv

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