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  We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.

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  Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.

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  theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college

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  I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.

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  she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual

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  its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.

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  You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."

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  You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.

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  And I meant every ounce of it.

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  For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.

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  we already have meals planned for the weekend.

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  SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.

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  he tried to breastfeed my turtle

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  The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.

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  Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.

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  Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.

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