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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She announced her abortion via fbk
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
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