Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way