he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.