Last Night in Arizona (928)

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  If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.

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  His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.

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  I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!

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  Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture

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  He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.

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  Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.

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  On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.

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  im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was

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  Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned

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  note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea

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  Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.

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  She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.

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  The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.

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  wow.

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  But it's a REALLY good back rub.

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  I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.

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