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  This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.

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  I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"

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  she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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  you'll never guess what i found when i got home...

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  a cake, in the toilet

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  whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?

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  We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in

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  She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.

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  Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

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  I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.

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  Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.

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  i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now

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  Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!

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