This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!