Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Mom said you looked used
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.