Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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