ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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