So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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