We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The beer is more important than you right now.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.