I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days